Author: Lili Valente
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.
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Title: Sexy Motherpucker
A Bad Motherpuckers Novel
Author: Lili Valente
Genre: Steamy Romantic Comedy/Hockey Romance
Release Date: May 22, 2017
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When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouthâin front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girlâyou would think Iâd hit rock bottom.
WRONG.
Letâs back this up a secâ¦
Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badgerâs NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friendâ¦until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was âstepmomâ material.
A.K.A, not me, apparently.
The problem? Iâm crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. Weâre still friends, after all, and friends donât let friends fake it alone.
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Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-lawsâ house, or in a hotel room where weâre sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.
I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if sheâs beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart Iâve ever known?
I donât want to fall in love. I really donât. The whole âpretend girlfriendâ thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time.
But when it comes to Laura?
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Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten dinner at midnight with French men who couldnât be trusted to keep their mouths on their food, and walked alone through Munichâs red light district after dark and lived to tell the tale.
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.
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Titles: Finding Eli & Unraveling Eli
Author: Jake Irons
Genre: Erotic Romance
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When you have a thrice-a-day Starbucks addiction, a love affair with Louboutins, and an apartment in one of the most expensive cities in the world, the last thing you need is to lose your job. But thatâs what happened to meâor what will, unless I can pull off the impossible: find Eli Murphy.
Eli, notorious playboy and New York City high roller, is the founder of the newzine where I work. He's been MIA for three years. But I think I can find him. If I do, and I get his story, I can keep my job.
What could go wrong?
Ask me when Iâm tangled in my liesâand his bed sheets.
Ask me when weâre running for our lives.
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UNRAVELING ELI: PART TWO
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Jake Irons is the pseudonym of a male author living in Portland. He writes erotica at his desk at a stuffy corporate law office.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TRASH DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T DO GREAT THINGS.
Title: The Baby Clause
Series: The Contract #2
Author: Melanie Moreland
Genre: Short Story Romance
Release Date: May 31, 2017
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Richard VanRyan can add another line to his resumeâDaddy.
How does he handle the new addition to his life?
The Baby Clause is a short continuation of Richard and Katyâs story, containing humorous glimpses into his life as a father, and how his world has changed.
A must read for all fans of The Contract!
A portion of all sales go to charity.
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I slipped out of bed and padded across the hall, stopping in the doorway. My chest tightened at the sight before me.
Richard, tall, broad, and bare chested, cradling his daughter close, and dancing with her. She was tucked high on his chest, with his cheek resting on her head. Her tiny hand was encased inside his, and he held her protectively. No doubt his humming was soothing to her, rumbling through his chest and lulling her into peace.
Tears filled my eyes watching them. The cold-hearted man I first knew was gone and replaced by this protector who would do anything to care for his child. To care for me.
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New York Times/USA Today bestselling author Melanie Moreland, lives a happy and content life in a quiet area of Ontario with her beloved husband of twenty-seven-plus years and their rescue cat, Amber. Nothing means more to her than her friends and family, and she cherishes every moment spent with them.
While seriously addicted to coffee, and highly challenged with all things computer-related and technical, she relishes baking, cooking, and trying new recipes for people to sample. She loves to throw dinner parties, and also enjoys travelling, here and abroad, but finds coming home is always the best part of any trip.
Melanie delights in a good romance story with some bumps along the way, but is a true believer in happily ever after. When her head isnât buried in a book, it is bent over a keyboard, furiously typing away as her characters dictate their creative storylines to her, often with a large glass of wine keeping her company.
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Title: He Lived Next Door
Author: Portia Moore
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Release Date: May 31, 2017
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There are ugly truths
and pretty lies.
When I lost them,
I chose neither.
I wrapped myself in silence.
My husband, my best friend, became a stranger who gave up.
Thenâ¦
he
moved in next door, and everything changed.
You think you know this story,
but you donât.
Be careful what you ask for because the answer may not come the way you think.
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I'm obsessed with blowing kisses. I guess that makes me a romantic. I love books and cute boys and reading about cute boys in books. I'm infatuated with the glamour girls of the past: Audrey, Dorothy, Marilyn, Elizabeth.
I'm a self-confessed girly girl, book nerd, food enthusiast, and comic book fan. Odd combination huh, you have no idea...
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Title: Kicking Reality
Author: Kat T. Masen
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: May 28, 2017
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Emerson
Everyone thinks they know who I am. Iâm that reality TV star that fell in love with co-star Wesley Rich. But reality wasnât my life. It was the life I lived in front of the cameras.
A life designed to entertain millions of watchers each Monday night.
It only took one night to relive my past, and one night to forget my future. With someone who had been there all along.
Logan
Soccer is my lifeâitâs in my blood.
I train hard, I play hard, and I win. Nothing will break my focus.
I should have been able to avoid it, resist the temptation. But itâs there, playing every Monday night, an obsession I canât seem to shake.
And I donât know what was harder: hiding it from my best friend, or watching the woman I want live a life with someone else.
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âYou honestly believe all that rubbish? Falling in love? They knew from the start? Câmon. Itâs impossible,â I ramble to myself as Logan quietly stands at the edge. âYou can spend a whole lifetime knowing someone and still feel unsure if the love is there. Two minutes in a bar and that person is your soulmate? Ludicrous.â
Logan turns his neck, body following until weâre facing each other. His presence radiates with superiority, just like when we were kids. I wasnât afraid back then and I am not afraid now. His tough-guy persona doesnât frighten me one bit. âHypocritical coming from someone engaged to a man that swore he fell in love with you the moment he saw you?â he questions, sarcasm lacing every word that left his mouth. The shock of his words cripples my ability to respond with a witty comeback. We werenât having a good olâ laugh throwing worms in the bottom of Ashâs school bag anymore. And my initial reaction to his cruel words does nothing to calm the sea of emotions ravaging inside me. Logan Carrington was one of them. They all came from the same seed. The seed of men that felt entitled. Screw women, move on, fuck feelings and repeat. âKnock, knock . . . anyone home?â âYouâre a jerk,â I mutter.
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Born and bred in Sydney, Australia, Kat T. Masen is a mother to four crazy boys and wife to one sane husband. Growing up in a generation where social media and fancy gadgets didnât exist, she enjoyed reading from an early age and found herself immersed in these stories. After meeting friends on Twitter who loved to read as much as she did, her passion to write began and the friendships continued on despite the distance. âIâm known to be crazy and humorous. Show me the most random picture of a dog in a wig and Iâll be laughing for days.â
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Title: Found Underneath
Series: Finding Me #2
Author: K.L. Kreig
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Release Date: May 30, 2017
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It began as a ruse. Take a girlfriend. Divert the press from the fucked up mess that’s my family until my father is re-elected. Stage a public breakup. Move on. Only that brilliant plan went straight south the moment I set eyes on Willow Blackwell. I found her. My center. My future. A soulmate with the will of a mule and the mouth of a harpy. I now want things I never wanted before. Permanent kinds of things. Only Fate—and her ex—have other plans for us. In some sort of cosmic impossibility, our lives unknowingly intersected years before when tragedy befell both our families. Once the devastating truth is finally revealed, the future I’d found in her will come crashing down around us and for the first time in my life I’m completely helpless. I may very well lose the only woman I've ever loved to a past neither of us saw coming. *Warning: 18+ only. Contains foul language, explicit sex and a hot alpha (or two, or three). NOTE: This is NOT a standalone. It’s the conclusion to LOST IN BETWEEN, which MUST be read first.
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As a USA Today Bestselling author, I write stories that are deeply emotional with flawed characters, because humans ARE flawed and if we read about perfect characters living in their perfect world, first of all, snoozer, but secondly, we never experience the gratification of redemption.
Outside of writing, I’m just a regular ol’ Midwest girl who likes Game of Thrones and am obsessed with Modern Family and The Goldbergs. I run, I eat, I run, I eat. It’s a vicous cycle. I love carbs, but there’s love-hate relationship with my ass and thighs. Mostly hate. I like a good cocktail (oh hell…who am I kidding? I love any cocktail). I’m a huge creature of habit, but I’ll tell you I’m flexible. I read every single day and if I don’t get a chance…watch the hell out. My iPad and me: BFFs. I’m direct and I make no apologies for it. I swear too much. I love alternative music and in my next life I want to be a bad-ass female rocker. I hate, hate, hate spiders, telemarketers, liver, acne, winter and loose hairs that fall down my shirt (don’t ask, it’s a thing).
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Title: Craving Bad
An Anthology of Bad Boys and Wicked Girls
Series: Craving #1
Authors: Various Publisher: Limitless Publishing, LLC
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Release Date: May 23, 2017
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To take the bad with the good has never been this temptingâ¦
We all need it. We all crave it. The unexpected. The freedom of letting all your inhibitions go. Itâs the thrill of being led to the edge, testing the limits, wondering if and when youâll be pushed over. Itâs the rush of the unknown. The bittersweet of tasting the forbidden when you know itâs undeniably bad for you. It consumes you, possesses you, and seduces you with its decadence, the desire for wickedly bad things.
Eleven stories of sinfully seductive bad boys and scandalously wild bad girlsâall ready to ignite your deepest desires by letting you experience the daring side of romance.
A blackmailing hacker. An infamous cage fighter. The Sergeant at Arms of a criminal MC. Theyâre breaking bad with shameless temptationâ¦and they are downright irresistible.
Do you want to be taken to the edge? Do you ache for the thrill of experiencing how good bad can be?
Craving bad? Nowâs your chance to indulge.
Saint or Sinner by A.J. Norris Access Denied by Amelia James Off Limits by Bella J Blacklisted by Cora Kenborn Damaged by Genevieve Lynne Wicked Proposals by Jamie Zakian Paper Faces by Jennifer Loring Ironside Sinners by Kelsey McKnight Asking for Trouble by Kiersten Modglin The Thief's Partner by Sarah Fischer Brass Hearts by Savannah Blevins
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A.J. Norris
Amelia James
Bella J
Cora Kenborn
Genevieve Lynne
Jamie Zakian
Jennifer Loring
Kelsey McKnight
Kiersten Modglin
Sarah Fischer
Savannah Blevins
Title: The Way Back Home
Author: Carmen Jenner
Genre: Military Romance
Release Date: May 29, 2017
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August Cotton shouldnât be here. When a tragic accident calls him home to Magnolia Springs, this returned Veteran adds his parents to the list of things heâs lost in recent years, right along with his IED detection dog and his left leg. As the sole guardian of his four-year-old sister, August must rely on his Marine training in raising a tiny hellion whoâs as stubborn as he is. But the Corps could never prepare him for this. Nor could they prepare him for Olivia Anders, a woman whoâll stop at nothing to get her way.
As owner of Paws for Cause, Olivia is no stranger to the broken men and women who return home from war. Sheâs no stranger to broken dogs either. In fact, sheâs made it her mission to pair the two and enrich both of their lives, but pairing ornery and aloof August Cotton will take some work. The last thing August wants is some pushy southern woman occupying his parentsâ bed and breakfast and forcing him to open up about the hell he narrowly escaped, but thatâs exactly what Olivia intends.
They complete one another, and yet they canât stand to be in the same room.
Can Olivia make this hardened Marine feel again and finally show his heart the way back home?
*** Intended for a mature 18+ audience only. This book may contain triggers for some readers.
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âYou know, if you want to see me naked and sweaty, all you have to do is ask, darlinâ.â
âI do not . . . I wasnât . . .â My words are stolen from me as he stalks forward with a maddening smirk on his face. âWhat are you doing?â
âGetting tired of waiting for you to be okay with this.â
âAugust, we talked about boundaries.â I press my hand to his chest because he's too close, and I can't think straight with the heady scent of his sweat and sandalwood soap distracting me. It wasn't my intention to run my hand over that sweat, to feel the hard-won muscle beneath, but here I am, petting him as if he's my favorite kitty.
âNo. You talked about boundaries. I told you I was gonna fight, and I ainât above fightinâ dirty.â
âHow dirty?â I breathe.
Augustâs lips curl up into a smile. âSo dirty.â
Both hands snake around my waist and he lifts me onto the counter, wedging his hips between my thighs. He hooks a finger in the sash and unties my robe as if he were opening a gift made just for him. I wrap my legs around his hips to pull him closer, and thatâs all the admission he needs. He threads a hand through my hair and pulls my neck back to expose the tender flesh to his mouth. I close my eyes and whisper his name as my whole body turns to flame, starved for the oxygen that only his touch can bring. His hot mouth trails down my neck, his hands cup my breasts, squeezing, kneading, and I slide a hand between us, into the waistband of his shorts. I take his hard length in my hand, stroking him from base to tip. August grunts as he pushes my negligee out of the way with frenzied hands. His fingers find me bare and exposed with no panties.
âSo fuckingâ dirty,â he groans, wetting his lips.
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Carmen Jenner is a thirty-something, USA Today and international bestselling author.
Her dark romance, KICK (Savage Saints MC #1), won Best Dark Romance Read in the Readerâs Choice Awards at RWDU, 2015. A tattoo enthusiast, hardcore makeup addict and zombie fangirl, Carmen lives on the sunny North Coast of New South Wales, Australia, where she spends her time indoors wrangling her two wildling children, a dog named Pikelet, and her very own man-child. A romantic at heart, Carmen strives to give her characters the HEA they deserve, but not before ruining their lives completely first ⦠because whatâs a happily ever after without a little torture? PUBLISHED TITLES TO DATE: Welcome to Sugartown (Sugartown Series #1)
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Title: Plight
Author: K.M. Golland
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: May 29, 2017
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Plight [plahyt]
Noun: a difficult, or otherwise unfortunate situation.
Verb: pledge or solemnly promise. Be engaged to be married.
I promised myself to a man. Well, technically, I promised myself to a boy. We were eight years old. Neighbours. He gave me a Cheezel, pushed it onto my finger, and asked me to marry him.
I ate the Cheezel.
I also said, âYesâ but that weâd have to wait until we were thirty.
It was my thirtieth birthday last week and now heâs calling in that promise.
Seriously, Elliot Parker is insane if he thinks that an out of the blue private Facebook message stipulating the binding law of an oral contractual agreement is going to seal our twenty-two-year bullshit engagement.
Insane.
I wonder if he really does look like his profile picture, though.
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âI'm an author. I am married. I am a mother of two adorable little people. I'm a bookworm, craftworm, movieworm, and sportsworm. I'm also a self confessed shoe-aholic, tea-aholic, car-aholic, and bridge-aholic.â
Born and raised in Melbourne, Australia, K.M. Golland is a best selling hybrid author, and a ranty, married mother of two with a very healthy high heel obsession.
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